The Perfect Trap

    Who better to invent a trap for kids than a kid himself? Well, I'm not actually inventing one, but if I were, I have some pretty awesome ideas. Homework assignment time! This is what I would say would be a trap worthy of tempting kids to stay forever:

    First of all, there's gotta be a good entrance. The trap should definitely be a large building. You want a good entrace hall, with things that will catch their eye. Stores lined with cheap candy and soda. Video game gameplay and popular television shows on tv's with no volume. Make it modern and fancy. Tell them that the tv shows are demos, and the games, soda and candy are for sale to people that don't have a reservation for what's inside. Tell them that all this stuff and more are inside for free if they have reservations, and that their parent's have made a reservation for them since they have been so good lately, or as a make up gift.

    When they get inside it's gotta be huge. Large amusement park rides, arcades with arcade games, modern video games for the computer and other platforms. There has gotta be a lot of popular candy, soda, food, clothes, etc. And there HAS to be freedom. Each kid should get their own room, with a gaming sytem of their choice, a large tv with LOTS of channels, and plenty of space for their own. Make them feel like they are adults and can handle themselves.


    Don't get the wrong idea from this stuff, I'm no crazy kidnapper. It's an assignment for school. We read a book with kids on a mission who had to get it done by 10 days, and got trapped in an awesome trap like this one for 4 days without realizing. So DON'T try this. You will never, EVER have enough money to do something like that.

HeWhoIsNameless, Out!

Top 10 In Vegas

   I'm alive! Yea, haven't been on here in a while, but I'm alive! Anyway, homework assignment time! I have to list the top ten things I would do if I got to spend a week in Las Vegas. Here they are:

1. Adventure Dome: Large indoor theme park with arcade rooms, rollercoasters, etc.

2. Flyaway: Indoor skydiving simulator

3. Las Vegas Minin Gran Prix: 7 acre amusement park with 4 go kart tracks

4. Laser Quest: Laser tag room with occasional reflective walls that will ricochet lazers

5. GameWorks Arcade

6. Fast Lap Indoor Kart Racing: Large indoor go kart track

7. Shark Reef: Aquarium with sharks & other rare/dangerous predators

8. Mirage Volcano: Volcano at resort that goes off every 15 minutes between dusk and midnight

9. Cinema Ride: 3-D movie ride at a hotel that moves as if you were in the movie

10. Nellis Dunes Buggy Adventure: Dune buggy rental that rides across... Well, dunes.

-HeWhoIsNameless, Out!

Cognoscetis magnitudinem meam, sed non nomen meum.

   Cognoscetis magnitudinem meam, sed non nomen meum. In case you haven't noticed, that's not English. Its Latin. It means "You shall know my greatness, but not my name." Yep, It's beast. Just wanted to let you know. That's about it. Guess I'll see you around. Vale!


-HeWhoIsNameless, Out!

Elmer Zeh Doggh

   Hello, friends. Its been a while. Miss me? Of course you have. Well, that's besides the point. If you look on the very bottom of the page, you will see our new friend, named after my grandpa. So I think you will enjoy him. Very interesting, its a lot different. Not necessarily made for Blogger, but its fun.


   Also, as a homework assignment, I have to put the meaning of my name. Isn't that ironic? Indeed. Well, my first and middle name is Zachary Lynn. According to multiple websites all across the interweb, the name Zachary means "the Lord remembers," or "the lord recalls." Lynn is a popular middle name and last name that means "water" or "pond" or "waterfall" or something. So basically my title is just a holy memory of some H2O. I suppose that's decent. As for why I was named this, my parents just liked the name Zachary, and my middle name comes from my grandparents, because each of them contains the "lin" sound in their names: Franklin, Linda, Helen, and Lindon. I suppose that is more decent.

I am here

I am an author.

Discuss?

No really, I am an author. HeWhoIsNameless copied and transferred millinillions (yes, that is a word, it is 10 to the power of 3003, thank you very much) of epic points to me. I win.

What shalt I post? Any ideas?

The Invisifish

   Trust me, he's there. You may not see him, but he's there. I am proud to welcome our newest and most interesting fish: The Invisifish. Is he invisible, or blue? You will never know. But yes, he is there. There are ways to prove it:

In the tank with all of the fish, hold your mouse still in the center, and when all of the fish are swimming over top of each other, you can see the silhouette of another fish.

In the separate tank of the Invisifish, click to drop some food. Watch as the food magically disappear. 

    Yea, so there is your proof. Hope you enjoy the new mysterious fellow.

-HeWhoIsNameless, Out!

Well, Pages Are Confusing.

    Pages confuse me! Yea, I'm gonna start italicizing the first sentence in every post, like a book. But anyways, pages confuse me! I made a page called Gaming, but I discovered you cannot make posts to that page, it's just one bit of info. I may somehow work it out, but that kinda sucks. Oh well, maybe I'll have a separate page for each recommended video game. Or genres containing games in that genre. I might do that. But anyway, enjoy.

-HeWhoIsNameless, Out!

New Author Planned

    Hello blog world! As you could probably tell, this blog will be getting a brand new author. This means another person, other than me, will have access to posting on the blog. Yea, that's awesome, I know, that's why its called "Unnamed Awesomeness." But there's a problem. I currently can not find his email address. Yep, I don't know it. As soon as I get it, We shall have him writing, but not yet.



    Who is it, you ask? Well, you may already know him. His name is Devan, but he will be going by a different name when he is on the site. I haven't decided his nickname yet, but I know it will start out with HeWhoIs-. The last word in his name will be his choice. He also has his own blog, in which I may become an author to, that you can find in my blogroll as Devan's Blog. It's pretty neat.


   Devan, this paragraph is directly to you. I need your email address before it's official. You can choose the last word in your nickname, if you wish. Also, I never got the email for you inviting me to be an author on your blog. If you could please send me that again, that would be great. And remember, you are taking on the responsibility of being an author of the site. Keep it appropriate. I can remove you at any time should you disobey the rules. But, I trust you. That's why you are becoming an author. But anyway guys, have fun, I'll let you know when Devan becomes an official author.

-HeWhoIsNameless, Out!

Titles Are Definitely Important

     Like the title? Yea, thought so. Anyway, the votes for the fish are in, so you can check them out. They have all been named now due to the fact that there hasn't been much going on with them. I may make more, but here are their names:


Yellow: Ray
Red: Flame
Orange: Moby
Black: Speedy
White: Squigglez
Grey: Ghost
Green: Algae

 But I gotta go now, so ill end this quick. Have fun!


-HeWhoIsNameless, Out!

School Assignments. Blegh.

    Well, poop. More school assignments. Anyway, we have gotten an assignment at my school where we add the kids at our table's blog to our blogroll, and we gotta post a "legitimate" comment on at least three other people's blog. Hehe,  not too terribly bad, but it still comes from school. Anyway, if you are a kid from my school who is planning on posting your comment on my site, here's where you should do it. And remember, LEGITIMATE, Not "Hehe this is my comment lol" as MrD said today. Anyway, have fun commenting.



ALSO: Just wanted to put out a suggestion here, but yea, ^ up there is the name MrD, he's my teacher, and I gotta say, he's pretty awesome. If you don't go to my school, you probably don't know him, so you can check out his blog at mrjasondavidson.blogspot.com, better known as Words and Coffee. So yea, go ahead and check out his blog if you don't know him.

HeWhoIsAwesome, Out!