The Perfect Trap

    Who better to invent a trap for kids than a kid himself? Well, I'm not actually inventing one, but if I were, I have some pretty awesome ideas. Homework assignment time! This is what I would say would be a trap worthy of tempting kids to stay forever:

    First of all, there's gotta be a good entrance. The trap should definitely be a large building. You want a good entrace hall, with things that will catch their eye. Stores lined with cheap candy and soda. Video game gameplay and popular television shows on tv's with no volume. Make it modern and fancy. Tell them that the tv shows are demos, and the games, soda and candy are for sale to people that don't have a reservation for what's inside. Tell them that all this stuff and more are inside for free if they have reservations, and that their parent's have made a reservation for them since they have been so good lately, or as a make up gift.

    When they get inside it's gotta be huge. Large amusement park rides, arcades with arcade games, modern video games for the computer and other platforms. There has gotta be a lot of popular candy, soda, food, clothes, etc. And there HAS to be freedom. Each kid should get their own room, with a gaming sytem of their choice, a large tv with LOTS of channels, and plenty of space for their own. Make them feel like they are adults and can handle themselves.


    Don't get the wrong idea from this stuff, I'm no crazy kidnapper. It's an assignment for school. We read a book with kids on a mission who had to get it done by 10 days, and got trapped in an awesome trap like this one for 4 days without realizing. So DON'T try this. You will never, EVER have enough money to do something like that.

HeWhoIsNameless, Out!

Top 10 In Vegas

   I'm alive! Yea, haven't been on here in a while, but I'm alive! Anyway, homework assignment time! I have to list the top ten things I would do if I got to spend a week in Las Vegas. Here they are:

1. Adventure Dome: Large indoor theme park with arcade rooms, rollercoasters, etc.

2. Flyaway: Indoor skydiving simulator

3. Las Vegas Minin Gran Prix: 7 acre amusement park with 4 go kart tracks

4. Laser Quest: Laser tag room with occasional reflective walls that will ricochet lazers

5. GameWorks Arcade

6. Fast Lap Indoor Kart Racing: Large indoor go kart track

7. Shark Reef: Aquarium with sharks & other rare/dangerous predators

8. Mirage Volcano: Volcano at resort that goes off every 15 minutes between dusk and midnight

9. Cinema Ride: 3-D movie ride at a hotel that moves as if you were in the movie

10. Nellis Dunes Buggy Adventure: Dune buggy rental that rides across... Well, dunes.

-HeWhoIsNameless, Out!